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Monkey Business

Created on 2005-05-05 19:07:06 (#7024019), last updated 2006-11-25

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Name:georgeandmarie
Location:Jacksonville, Florida, United States
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Congratulations, you have stumbled across the brightest diamond in the roughest rough. Very sparkly, almost to the point of being blinding. And like the Hope diamond, kind of misshapen...

Actually, this is journal will serve as the story of a 'family,' 1 boy, 1 girl, a dog that speaks and a bipolar cat. Yes, the very model of a nuclear family (as long as you consider the animals children)...well, the boy and girl live together out of wedlock, the cat's bulemic and I think the dog's a bit of a racist. Allow me to clarify the last part there, Chloe (the dog) isn't a racist per say, she just hates bichons. She thinks they are stupid, and they look trampy when their fur gets dirty. She also thinks they are arrogant self-important pricks (Republican?). I, however am leaning toward some kind of deep seeded jealousy, although I don't know why, she is WAY prettier than any scruffy looking bichon. All of that aside, we are your normal overworked, underpaid parents of freakishly beautiful and talented children (remember, children = pets).
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